Males

Males

They make up 50% of the population, which we shall assume is approximately (according to good old wiki!) - 6,649,117,969 …. So that means there are 3,324,558,984 male like humans in the world. You would think that I’d be able to understand one or two of them. But no matter what they tend to confuse the living hell out of me when it comes to topics that involve thinking for more than one second.

Take the indecisive-ness of a male I met over the weekend. We shall call him Male A…. Now Male A is a lovely sweet farmer type fellow with intellectual glasses. Slightly common with his beer choice but that is alright, but trying to get an opinion out of him which required him to choose either one or the other was like pulling teeth. Even things as simple as, “what would you like for lunch?” required a lot of um-ing and ah-ing… its just food. Energy. In one end and other the other so to speak (for lack of a better term) I don’t want to know how it would be if he had lifestyle choices to make.

Another male I had the pleasure of getting a :S face over on the weekend, who will be known as… Male B! (How convenient!) ... This is a man with an exterior complex that screams “I’m sexy, females come and jump me like a fence” who claims to not care about peoples feelings, and does what he wants when he wants. Likes to argue. Then goes and contradicts everything he says and thinks. Nuts. But hes a friend and you deal with the quirks of you friends

Male C: the distant non existent male. I have known a few male C’s in my life, and have had the displeasure of removing a particularly strong one from my life as of late. You know the type. Is super keen on you. Says he respects your morals, beliefs and views from religion to sex to ice-cream flavor. Then for some unknown reason (usual the giving into biological urges) they bugger off and go AWOL. Joy.

Male D: is the cute sort of attached to your life male, you meet through a friend of a friend of a friend or something like that. You see them at social gathers, your keen on them they are keen on you, and blah de blah… but neither of you makes a move. Is it because Male D isn’t really that keen on you but during drunken shanagins indicates that he is, then sobers up and comes to he senses. Or is it because of the friend of a friend of a friend who is in the way? Two Male D’s are in my life atm. Neither a big part but both are confusing the hell out of me…in the where do I stand in relation to you in my life…argh! Grrr.

Thinking about all the male either friend or foe currently surrounding my life at the moment, has also made me think about my female friends as well, which can in turn be just as confusing and incomprehensible as males.
But I shall save that for another blog